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Thursday, November 26, 2009 God Genome Project Researchers at California's UC Davis announced today the successful completion of a three-year, highly secretive project to map God's genetic code. Originally commissioned by filmmaker James Cameron, who supplied the research team with holy genetic material on which to perform the study, the results of the God Genome project are expected to profoundly influence human conceptions of divinity and origin. Labels: Science 6:30 AM(0) comments Wednesday, November 25, 2009 "Intelligent" Design The most extensive analysis yet undertaken of the structure and contents of the universe conclusively proves the universe was created not by a single entity, as has been widely suggested, but by "a fractious and disorganized committee or committees given to groupthink and petty infighting", according to Drs. Karl Pootle and Yumble Frick, co-authors of the study. The analysis is expected to have profound implications on the theoretical underpinnings of many popular religions. Labels: Evolution 6:30 AM(0) comments Tuesday, November 24, 2009 Praise Google  Labels: Comic 6:30 AM(0) comments Monday, November 23, 2009 Heck! 
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Labels: GM Store 6:30 AM(0) comments Friday, November 13, 2009 Death 6:30 AM (0) comments Thursday, November 12, 2009 I Don't Really Believe 6:30 AM (0) comments Wednesday, November 11, 2009 Operator 6:30 AM (0) comments Tuesday, November 10, 2009 Maine Lobster Legality God hates shellfish. You know what's a shellfish? Lobster. Because of this, Maine has begun proceedings to ban its lobster industry. Labels: Lobster, Marriage, Sexuality 6:30 AM(0) comments Monday, November 09, 2009 Maine Voters A coalition of apparently easily confused Maine voters last night voted overwhelmingly, by a ratio of 50.24 to 49.86 percent, a new state law, titled "The Defense of Marriage Act", to "prohibit Homo sapiens marriage as well as to retroactively render null and void any previously codified unlawful marriages between consenting Homo sapiens that may have shamefully taken place up to and including the date of the final vote tally." 6:30 AM (0) comments Sunday, November 08, 2009 Please Save Our Planet  Labels: Comic 6:30 AM(0) comments Saturday, November 07, 2009 America's Problem 6:30 AM (0) comments Friday, November 06, 2009 God Made Me So "I don't question God. The Lord is my Shepherd and I shall put none above Him. Which is why I know that if it were part of God's plan for me to stop condemning others, He would have seen fit—in His infinite wisdom and all—to have given me the tiniest bit of human empathy necessary to do so." "It's a simple matter of logic, really. God made me who I am, and who I am is a cold zealot. Thus, I abhor people because God made me that way. Why is that so hard to understand?" Labels: Sexuality 6:30 AM(0) comments Thursday, November 05, 2009 Stop Praying to the Stork 6:30 AM (0) comments Wednesday, November 04, 2009 Seems Like a Bit of a Slam Dunk 6:30 AM (0) comments Tuesday, November 03, 2009 Everyone Is Welcome To Worship Jesus 6:30 AM (0) comments Monday, November 02, 2009 Accident or Not an Accident 6:30 AM (0) comments |
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